CRIKEY BOTTOMS CRIKEY! THAT WAS A RIPPER OF A POOP! HOLD ON TO YOUR BOOMERANGS, WE'VE GO A CODE BROWN SITUATION, HOLD MY VEGEMITE SANDWICH - IT'S A NAPPY EMERGENCY! STRAP ON THE FOOTY BOOTS, WE'RE KICKING THIS NAPPY OUT OF PLAY!, CRIKEY BOTTOMS HOLD ONTO YOUR KANGAROO TAILS, IT'S A NAPPY ADVENTURE DOWN UNDER! TIME FOR A DUNNY DETOUR, THIS NAPPY'S CLOCKED IN SOME SERIOUS HOURS!, OI, BABY MATE! TIME TO WRESTLE THE NAPPY CROC-MAY THE WIPES BE WITH YOU! STRUTH, THIS NAPPY'S HAVING A BARBIE, TIME TO FLIP IT AND CHANGE IT!"